Websites and gossip items highlight stingy celebrities
by Kat Kinsman / Photo by Frazer Harrison, Getty Images
When the Entourage star left a copy of the first season of his HBO show in lieu of a gratuity at Aspen sushi hotspot Nobu Matsuhisa in 2007, the stiffed server took the story to then-New York Daily News gossip reporter Ben Widdicombe, who reported it in his column. The actor was subsequently banned from all Nobu locations and faced ribbing in the press.
Two years later, blogs and websites like Bitter Waitress, Stained Apron, Bite Club and TMZ solicit gripes from waiters, cabdrivers and other service providers who have been short-changed by well known athletes, musicians and actors.
A slideshow on ABCNews.com highlights a rogues gallery of some of the most notorious penny pinchers, including pop icon Madonna and her husband director Guy Ritchie, whom the London Mirror reported once left $18 on a $400 dinner tab, troubled songstress Amy Winehouse, reported by TMZ to have stiffed a cabdriver on a $40 fare and golfer Tiger Woods, whom the Seattle Post-Intelligencer reports was once described by sports commentator Charles Barkley as "the second tightest pro tipper in all of sportsdom, after Michael Jordan."
However, not all famous folks are spreading the recession around. Stained Apron maintains a "Saints" list of top tippers, including talk show host David Letterman, former President Bill Clinton, actor Bill Murray, and many others.
Think twice before biting the hand that feeds you. Meet the worst non-celebrity offenders, according to the restaurant staff we surveyed.
The Servers Strike Back
by Kat Kinsman and Sarah LeTrent
Just a little while back, we ran an article cataloging customer pet peeves about restaurants, and invited the discussion to carry on into our blog comments. Turns out that folks in the restaurant industry have just as many things to say 'bout the way their beloved customers behave. Read on and get served.
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Make It a Good One, or Not
Quote: "Darn, I was going to make you a bad one!"
"One of the requests that I get is 'make it a good one.' Do you know how many times I have heard that?"
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There IS a Difference Between Merchant and Customer Copy
Quote: "Ever heard of Hooked on Phonics? It obviously didn't work for people who take the receipt that CLEARLY says merchant copy.."
"Some people take both receipts expecting waiters to have ESP. If you take the receipt, how are we supposed to know how much tip you left?"
"If the customer takes both receipts, I give myself the tip I think I deserve – which is nothing less than 20%. They'll learn their lesson soon enough."
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Snap Out of It
Quote: "I'm a waitress, not a freaking dog. I do not respond to snaps, whistles, clicks, or any other non-verbal way of getting my attention."
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I'm Not Your Friend
Quote: "A name is just a gateway drug for prying patrons, who figure that once they're on a first-name basis with you, they're welcome to inquire after your education, age and marital status."
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Don't Steal My Pen
Quote: "Stealing my pens – whether intentional or not -- is something I simply can't find a place in my heart to forgive. It's like stealing a teacher's chalk, you just don't do it."
"I'll admit, a pen is a very insignificant object to most but have you ever heard the phrase 'the straw that broke the camel's back?' Stealing a waiter's pen could very well be that last straw before you face a waiter's wrath. Servers have a lot of pent up anger so I would not push your luck!"
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If You Don't Want Pennies, I Probably Won't Either
Quote: "Do not empty your change purse out as a tip. If you don't want a dollar worth of pennies, chances are, I don't really want them either."
"Last time I checked, this was not a bank and I'm not a bank teller. No, I won't get you $100 worth of tens and fives."
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No Shows
Quote: "Reservations exist for a reason – so the front-of-house and back-of-house can anticipate the turnout and organize our service accordingly. It takes one simple phone call to say you're not coming and it makes the world of the difference."
"Even if you broke your arm and are lying in the hospital bed, that means you still have one good arm to call us and let us know you and your posse aren't coming."
"We turn away other tables because we're booked, and then the party of ten never shows up. How rude! 'Nuff said."
I Will Remember…Trust Me
Quote: "Don't ask me why I'm not writing your order down. I will remember; it's my job too. If I don't, THEN you can reprimand me."
On the Run
Quote: "I can't stand it when people send me back and forth a million times for little things. It's one thing when you forget to ask for something, but it's totally different when you're doing it just for attention. One guy that comes in will take two little sips of coffee and call me over for more every few minutes. He just wants attention. And he does this while I'm bringing food out!"
"When you see your server running around like a headless chicken, economize your requests. If all of you need refills and condiments, then let us know at the same time. It takes much longer to run back and forth five times than it does one."
