Top 25 Fortune Cookie Sayings


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      MadCylouse 06:33:59 PM Jan 30 2009

      The absolute best fortune I ever got was in 1970 that said, "NEVER BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU READ IN A FORTUNE COOKIE." I still have it -- the fortune, not the cookie.

      Devilbabytales 05:18:08 PM Jan 30 2009

      I've heard the practice of saying "While lying in bed.." before each fortune but my all time favorite read:"Someday you will step into a substance so horrible, you will have to throw away your shoes."It's a philosophy I've followed in all my little life experiences, someday you just got to walk away from it all and leave the worst behind.

      evington03 05:10:43 PM Jan 30 2009

      My personal favorite Chinese fortune cookie line:Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!

      txloneduck 05:00:23 PM Jan 30 2009

      What does it mean when your fortune cookie has a blank piece of paper inside.....Yep, the last time I had Chinese food. My daughter's fortune said she was going to receive and unexpected windfall....

      Fulcherj 03:53:37 PM Jan 30 2009

      My favorite is "Help I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Bakery!" it came from a book by the comic Alan King.

      gingsims 03:21:34 PM Jan 30 2009

      My best fortune cookie said; For a Good Time call 707-586-////

      Wwegolding1 02:54:08 PM Jan 30 2009

      Man who want to make love on hill....Not on level.

      ksmith9954 02:45:01 PM Jan 30 2009

      My mother went to dinner with a very close friend and her fortune said "You will marry tonights date" they laughed, she saved it and three years later she printed it on their wedding invitations!

      raudas 02:11:22 PM Jan 30 2009

      I think we've all had them empty, but has anyone else ever gotten one with a blank piece of paper inside?

      PutzlerKJ 01:07:13 PM Jan 29 2009

      my brother got a funny one that read " made in usa " lol

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