Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Gone are the days of the ice cream triumverate of Vanilla, Chocolate & Strawberry reigning supreme over the freezer aisle. Given the public's newfound mania for ice cream mix-in wackitude, here's the scoop on the flavors we think you just might be dishing up in '08.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Snozzberry Fizzylift
  We hear it tastes just like snozzberries! Just beware rampaging packs of Oompa Loompas 'n Gloops.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Rocky Road to the White House
  It's gonna be a looooong election season. Better stock up now.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Giblet Gravy Ripple
  We're honestly surprised we haven't seen this coming out of Iron Chef's "Ice Cream Mixer of Doom". Then again, we haven't seen every episode.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Mint Romney
  If Stephen Colbert can storm the dessert landscape with his Ben & Jerry's Americone Cream, why not the minty-fresh Senator from the great state of Utah?

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Medicine Cabinet Mash-Up
  Modern pharmaceutocals have never been so dangerously delicious! We suggest festive Excedrin sprinkles to instantly offset any brain freeze pain.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Buttered Toast Bombast
  It's buttery, crunchy, and available with or without the crusts cut off.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Childhood Cereal Crunch
  Revel in the taste of a long-ago night when mom & dad were out for the evening and the babysitter was busy yakking on the phone with her boyfriend.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  Heavenly Hamtastic Hash
  We suggest building up to this one. Start with a spoonful and then a cone. Within a month, you'll be up to a hock-a-day habit.

• Top 11 Freaky Ice Creams

  X-Treme! Ultra-Nacho Cheeto Swirlz
  The upside is no yellow finger dust. The downside is...heck, we can't even think of one.